...superstar? 1. The delivery went into extra time.2. He dribbles constantly.3. She demands a huge transfer fee when passed from lap to lap.4. He takes a dive when anyone comes close.5. She trips up her brothers and sisters.6. For no apparent reason he keeps spitting.7. He refuses to pass anything to anyone.8. She has frequent temper tantrums.

Ahh.  The memories.  Thanks for reminding me !