...parties? Heres the real deal, at least once or twice a month I'll be at a party smoking a J, having a beer or whatever, having a good time and I'm plagued with people wanting me to play poker. I don't play cards, I do not like cards and I hardly gamble, in fact the only cards I can stand are the cards that I get from my parents every August 21st with a Benji in it.(birthday)  Now, not all of my friends are obsessivle @$$holes, but some people are total douchebags.  They will hound me and hound me and harrass me until I either leave or decide to give in and play cards, which usually ends in a travesty because I have no F-NG idea as to what the bloody hell I'm doing. Rather than telling people to "F*** Off" time and time again, what can tell these frickin' people so that they'll finally just leave me alone and let me get f-ed up?  Thank you.-J.